If you give a girl a blog, she'll probably want to write in it.
She'll want to write something extremely clever, though, so it'll take her a while to come up with something to write.
Once she does, she'll sit down to write, only to notice how old and cheesy the background is on her blog.
She'll want to change that right away, so she'll abandon her writing and start looking for great background pictures.
When she finds the perfect picture, she'll try to upload it. But the stupid thingy says the file size is too big.
She'll probably spend far too much time trying to reduce the file size without changing the size of the picture.
By the time she realizes that can't be done, she'll have a headache, so she will want to lay down and take a nap.
While trying to fall asleep, she will think about everything she has to get done that day and what was she going to write about in the first place and what's the point of blogging anyway and how much time did she waste trying to blog and how much time is she wasting trying to nap now?!
So she'll get up and go about her business, completely forgetting about the blog you gave her and what she wanted to write in it.